Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
it glows. i had to have it.
So many bounce houses so little time
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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