That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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