I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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