so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
