and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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