We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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