these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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