Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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