pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
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So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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