Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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