Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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