You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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