wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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