HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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