remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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