i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
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