she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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