so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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