That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
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Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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