idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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