So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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