You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
zippers are such a cool invention
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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