do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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