It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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