my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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