so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
