Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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