Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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