I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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