Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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