she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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