fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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