Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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