they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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