Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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