I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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