i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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