Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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