my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
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A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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