Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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