apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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