i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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