ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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