she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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