All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You can make out without kissing
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