apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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