now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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