you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Randomize
