we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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