all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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