Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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not ubering you a puppy
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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