Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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