we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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